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Category:Women jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A young woman with a happy, cheerful voice was working in her husbands trucking line office. She answered a phone call from a trucker asking for directions to the terminal. After a short conversation, he said he could hardly wait to meet her. "I just know you are small, blond with blue eyes," he said. "No," young woman replied, "Im tall, brunette and have brown eyes." "Close enough!" said the trucker.
 


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