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Category:Space jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?""How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

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