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Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader, said the first alien.`Dont waste time talking to him. Cant you see hes only a child? said the second alien.
 


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