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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wifes mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "Im not surprised.Shes been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"
 


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