Nearly 10,000 of the funniest jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us
JOKES

SEARCH ::

Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Food jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:503
 
Joke:Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.
 


More Food Jokes:

1.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.... more

2.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more

3.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !... more

4.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other?A:"Look at the jam youve gotten us into!"... more

5.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. Its empty.... more

6.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Because he went crackers.... more

7.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more

8.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more

9.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could h... more

10.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners