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Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks atAl, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 billout the window right now and make one person very happy."Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I couldthrow ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Hillary tosses her perfectly hair-sprayed hair and says, "Icould throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "Icould throw all three of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
 


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