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Category:Dead and dying jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. "Message?" she sputtered. "Well, I guess, You will be missed." Visiting the funeral home, she was pleased that her floral tribute had arrived but mortified that the card had her exact words: "I guess you will be missed."
 


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