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Category:Dead and dying jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf."The chap came back a few moments later and said, "I cant find any at all."The librarian replied, "Yes, its awful. They never bring em back!"
 


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