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Category:Dead and dying jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They put his left leg in....Well, you know the rest.
 


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