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Category:Dead and dying jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisks bad for parrots.""Oh it wasnt the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier."
 


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