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Category:Dead and dying jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husbands last words. "Yes," she replied. "He said I dont know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin..."
 


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