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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| Whats the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? Ones a seedy beast and the others a deceased bee.... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?Dead.... more
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