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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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