Nearly 10,000 of the funniest jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us
JOKES

SEARCH ::

Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Car and train jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:400
 
Joke:If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
 


More Car And Train Jokes:

1.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more

2.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more

3.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hikin... more

4.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more

5.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
A man walks into an auto parts store and says "Id like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."The man behind the counter thinks... more

6.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more

7.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more

8.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more

9.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more

10.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners